Gold-digger Dog Pillow

Sale price $38.00 Regular price $62.99

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We all know of someone, who we suspect hitched-up with a person because of their money. This sort of thing is common these days. However, this wasn’t always possible. Ancient Roman law prevented plebeians from marrying patricians, so social mobility was indeed, very rare. People! Let me tell you times have changed! For better or worse, we live in a world where lots of things are possible—even hooking up with a wealthy person for the sole purpose of ditching your 9-to-5. Call it smart, call it sleazy, plenty make this their full-time gig.

No one’s name dropping here, but come on, we all know of people who do this. Who gets this gag gift?

• 100% polyester case and insert
• Fabric weight: 6.49–8.85 oz/yd² (220–300 g/m²)
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining polyester insert included (hand wash only)
• Blank product components sourced from China, Poland and the US